By Alexandra Berrocal
I asked him if he wanted to build life
Not a baby, just a life. I asked her
If she wanted to be my life partner
He said he was considering moving
I ask you, what about the Philippines
Is so goddamn attractive to the dude
And she didn’t respond to me at all
However, he said if he were to go
He would want to meet me in-person first
And I was able to have a deep talk
About bipolar mania with her
She didn’t shy away or anything
I count that a win. My friends are still my friends.