By Alexandra Berrocal

I asked him if he wanted to build life

Not a baby, just a life. I asked her

If she wanted to be my life partner

He said he was considering moving

I ask you, what about the Philippines

Is so goddamn attractive to the dude

And she didn’t respond to me at all

However, he said if he were to go

He would want to meet me in-person first

And I was able to have a deep talk

About bipolar mania with her

She didn’t shy away or anything

I count that a win. My friends are still my friends.